I received this email from the building management:

Please be advised that someone is randomly shooting at building windows in the area. This afternoon we had a glass company come out to repair a shattered window. As it turns out, the window had a bullet hole in it. They also informed us that [the company across the street] had a window shot out as well. Have a good evening.”

BECAUSE HOW ELSE DO YOU END AN EMAIL INFORMING TENANTS THAT DRIVE-BY’S ARE LOOMING OVER THE EDGE OF YOUR CREDENZA?

And for all the times I can’t stand it when people “Reply All”, this guy got a pass when his reply all was: “Can we shoot back?”

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