“Hey mom, how’s my sister doing?  Has she had S! yet?”

“Yes, she gave birth just before 3:00 p.m. but they haven’t weighed her yet.  She looks just like E! did when she was born, but fuller.  She’s about Birdie’s size.”

“Mom, Birdie weighs 11.5 pounds.  I thought S! was going to be under 8 pounds.”

“Oh, well, she looks the size of Birdie.”