“I think I figured out who ate some of the Patch Perfect grass seed.”

“Oh, yeah? Who?”


“Maggie? What makes you think that?”

“Well, Maggie’s drinking the most water, so she must be watering the lawn.”

“Did you look at her poo?”

“No, but if grass starts growing on the deck where the grill is, then we’ll know for sure-because that’s where she’s taken to poo-ing.  That infomerical said the grass could grow on concrete blocks!”