r: “I am so tired, I’m about to fall asleep.”

j: “Really?  I don’t see your cat lids.  How long before you’re asleep?”

r: “Like twenty seconds.”

…ten seconds go by…

j: “I wish I knew more about the psychology of siblings.”

r: “WHAT? Buddy, I JUST said I was tired and going to sleep, do you remember?”

j: “Oh.”

…another ten seconds go by…

“It’s just that there was these two brothers in my clinic today, and…”