And I’m not saying this has been tested in a double-blind study, but I’d extend the hypothesis that 91.3% of the western hemisphere’s population is afflicted with this likely gene-based condition: The Junk Drawer. That place typically in the kitchen where all the miscellany of our homes resides, because there is no other proper placement. Allegedly. Except the garage, which isn’t as accessible.

Do we have an extra house key? There’s probably one in the Junk Drawer.

I need a pen. Check the Junk Drawer.

And so on and so forth.

The Junk Drawer.